101 Facts About ME!

1. I started out as an accounting major, then decided to “find myself” to later become an accountant.
2. I like to think that I have no regrets in life, but in reality if I change anything my past, I would. I would change how I didn’t take school seriously. It catches up to you later in life.
3. Don’t ask me questions about history or geography. See above.
4. I want to run a marathon.
5. The first time I left the country was when I when to China.
6. I’ve only been to Mexico once and it wasn’t TJ.
7. My goal in life is to be able to walk into Michaels and know how to use everything.
8. I have done the Revlon Run/Walk in 2004, 2006, 2008. I plan on breaking the pattern this year.
9. I cried when I got my first gray hair.
10. My Biggest fear in life is death.
11. I have lived in the same house for almost 22 years.
12. I would like to live on a ranch someday.
13. I have an addiction to Coach Purses.
14. I bought my truck the day after going to the Drag Races and seeing the Pro Stock Trucks. I wanted to lower it and paint purple flames on it. Good thing I didn’t have the money to do it.
15. I am an impulse buyer. Hence, the truck purchase.
16. I leased my truck for the first three years and cried when my lease was up. So I bought it.
17. I have only been to Las Vegas once and was not impressed.
18. I have an addiction to Beach Trash Books.
19. My dream is to get married in the Catholic Church. Preferably, Holy Name of Mary in San Dimas. You know where I stand.
20. I wear a size 12 shoe. This makes it difficult to find shoes.
21. I enjoy reading other peoples blogs.
22. As much as I say I don’t want kids, I think that I really do. In fact I use to want to have 10 kids the reality kicked in.
23. I want all boys. Girls are just so much DRAMA.
24. I recently took up cake decorating.
25. One year for Christmas I wanted a filing cabinet, office chair with wheels and the mat that lets is wheel around on the carpet. Santa got it for me.
26. As a kid, my favorite thing to do was play outside. We use to ride bike for hours or play house until the sun went down on use. Great Memories.
27. I love decorating cake on my terms. This is a hobby not a career.
28. Growing up, purple was my favorite color. However, as I have matured, red is my new favorite.
29. Fourth of July if my absolute favorite holiday.
30. Failure is a fear of mine. Especially if people find out.
31. I am Queen of Procrastination.
32. I am a believer that things happen for a reason. We may not know the reason now, but one day everything will make sense.
33. I went to Catholic School for 1st thru 8th grade. It wasn’t until I was a Freshman in COLLEGE that I realized that Jesus was a Jew.
34. I have never had a date with the porcelain god. I have been buzzed, but that’s it.
35. I am still babysitting. I have been with the same family for 10 years.
36. I have a “Famous” Chocolate cake recipe know as “Death by Chocolate Cake” and I don’t even like chocolate cake.
37. On That note, I am googleable. Try it. (Use Jenni Stephens)
38. My Favorite movie is For the Love of the Game.
39. I’ve never been kisses.
40. I am the middle child and I suffer from middle child syndrome.
41. I graduated a year later to the date from Jamie.
42. My license plate says “2 (Heart) ETHEL”.
43. I have many nicknames that include O Jenni O (this came from Gavin my neighbor) Jenni Genius (a self given name after my mom called Tessa “Tessa Dumb”), and Ethel (as in Lucy and Ethel – Jamie and I got this name from my mom when we went to New York for the first time).
44. Every time I go to a foreign country, I fall in the shower. Go figure. I am state on the state side.
45. I went to the same high school as my mom and both sisters.
46. My first car was a 1986 Ford Aerostar tan with brown accents.
47. I drove home from Santa Barbara in one hour after there was a tsunami warning when the hotel Jamie and I was staying was on the water.
48. I helped my dad reroof the house but got in trouble for hanging my sister by her legs.
49. I am a bargain shopper. Nothing say buy me like a good sale price.
50. I love sunglasses but my face is to “round” for many types of glasses.
51. I had my wisdom teeth pulled on Valentine’s Day.
52. My idea of a good day is laying in bed and reading a good beach trash.
53. I have once held down one full time job, two part time jobs and went to school full time all at the same time. I loved everything I did and wonder how I ever did it all.
54. I lied on my eye exam in first grade so I could get glasses. Now I wish I never did. I know where glass/contacts to see anything.
55. I am poster child for bad contact wearer.
56. I got to the dentist faithfully every six months.
57. When I was in elementary, I had a cavity filled during class time, when I returned it was lunch time and the dentist never told me not to eat until the Novocain wore off. I ended up chewing away the inside of my bottom lip.
58. I’ve been to a Chippendale type club once and it was wonderful.
59. I walked on the Great Wall of China.
60. When in Mexico, I got stung by a jelly fish. I ended up with a delayed reaction to the sting that turned into a rash. I went on line and read stories about the jelly fish implanting egg into people. Thank goodness I did not give birth to jelly fish. Would I have still been called a virgin?
61. I have never been in a car accident.
62. I have had about 5 speeding tickets. Give or Take.
63. I once was mad and put a sign in my window saying something along the lines of “Friends Wanted”.
64. Believe it or not, I am shy.
65. I listen to Jamie, Jack and Stench every week day.
66. I love chocolate.
67. I am a HUGE baseball fan.
68. My favorite baseball team is the Angels.
69. I use to be a huge Ben Davis fan. When I met him I was very calm and collected. The only thing I said was “I’m your biggest fan.” Very Cool.
70. I am a fan of “Big Love”.
71. One of my favorite things is coming home after the cleaning lady has been to the house. If I had my way, she would come every day. I like freshly vacuumed carpet.
72. Now that I am done with school, I have become one with my artsy side.
73. My least favorite time of the day is when my alarm clock goes off in the morning.
74. It takes two alarm clocks to wake me up in the morning.
75. I love climbing into bed with fresh sheets and freshly shaven legs.
76. I’m addicted to the internet.
77. I live next door to my boss. My neighbor is my boss.
78. I am a believer in “if you want to change the only person that can make the change is you”.
79. I try to be a half full type of person but sometimes the glass can look a little empty.
80. I once got a ticket for having my radio too loud. It was Brittany Spears and I got the ticket in my driveway.
81. I wanted to major in Home Economics, so that I could be the best darn housewife. Then reality kicked in.
82. One thing on my bucket list is to go sky diving.
83. I LOVE fireworks.
84. I want the fairytale but know that it is not always going that way.
85. My parents and God are an important reason I am the way am today.
86. I like to tease my dad that I am named after his ex-girlfriend.
87. I love doing taxes.
88. I ate fertilizer.
89. I once tried to iron my right hand.
90. I have a “Flavor Flave Clock”.
91. I can’t wear hats.
92. I came up with zany remakes out of nowhere. “Waka-Waka” “Only Yoking”
93. For my college graduation, all I wanted was a pink Louisville Slugger.
94. I’m Cheap.
95. I have a cake carrier in my room. It’s a storage thing.
96. If given the opportunity, I would move to New York, NY. The city.
97. I think that Kevin Costner is gorgeous.
98. It bothers me when people say “me and so and so.” It’s “so and so and I.”
99. I use an exercise ball as a computer chair.
100. I could proudly say that I have done a beer bong all while wearing a Nordstrom’s dress, Payless shoes, and a Black Garbage bag.
101. I once wanted to follow in Julie Roberts footsteps from the movie “Pretty Women”.